My Kitty is a Pervert

I love my kitty, I do. Sometimes she does the most annoying things. But if you think about it, its really funny. My kitty wakes up at 4 in the morning. What she does is that she wakes up you too. She licks your hand or she pushes you with her paws or her head. Or she sleeps by your head. At dinnertime when I'm about to eat, MiMi wants to eat too. She climbs up on to your shoulder and tries to eat your food. I have to lift up my plates past my shoulder so that I can eat. When I'm showering, she looks at you when you shower. PERVERT!!!! MiMi does this to everybody.
My daddy called her "xiao maomi" as if she were her daughter. How could possible that he had two daughter.
MiMi always thinks there is a mouse somewhere in the house when there isn't. Idiot.