Luoluo's funny stories

2006-08-11 12:20:45

I asked my daughter to do maths, which she seemed not so happy with. After finishing the work, she wrote on a note put on the wall: fatty and meanie mommy. Hey, honey, I am a meanie mommoy, but not a fatty.

2006-08-12 13:46:45My daughter tricked me again. I bought a pair of sandal and a new skirt the other days. This morning I decided to wear them to school. In the front of mirror, I tried to figure out which way would be the best match. My daughter looked at me, and then she smiled:"Mom, you are pretty..." "Honey, You are so kind. I knew it." I was flattered. "Pretty ugly." She laughed. 2006-08-12 22:25:13We rarely lock the door when we are at home. Things changed when a teenager boy broke in without knocking at the door. We were not sure whether he was accidental or intentional since he left without saying any words. Mr Big Belly told L.L the new rule is "lock the door even you are at home." He also insisted that we should peer through the vent before opening the door, and we should ask before letting somebody in. When I came back from school yesterday, it turned out that the door was locked. I knocked the door, and Luoluo asked inside: "Who is that?" "It is me." I replied. "Then who is you?" "Mommy." "Then mommy is who?" She laughed inside. It is a tough question and I raised my voice:"Open the door, otherwise I will break in." 2006-08-16 02:07:27Mr Big Belly is a strict coach. He sets up a strict standard for luoluo when she practice volleyball or soccer. It also means there is no negotiation when he conducts practice, either in Van cleve or at home. The conflict came again when Mr Big Belly conducted Luoluo's practice yesterday. He insisted that the legs should be driven against the ground in order to get a bouncy power to push the ball up, which Luoluo kept forgetting. She was too relax when she was on the playground. "Cannot you bend your knees deeply so that your leg would obtain the power?" Mr Big Belly snapped at his sweetie. "I did, except that you did not realize that I did." the arguable girl replied. "Can you be serious about the practice?" Mr Big Belly cannot be not serious. "Yes. But isn't the practice supposed to be fun?" the arguable girl was confused. 2006-08-16 02:13:57 Luoluo went to her friend's birthday party and came back with bouncy balls, bendable pen, candies, foldable rings, and slimy play doughs, etc, etc, nothing of which we thought appropriate for her age. "Holy-cow, how many trashes that you have brought back?" I commented "Hey, don't say that. Do you mean that those books you brought back home are trash as well." She snaped back. To certain extent, I agree with what she said. An article says that chewing foods hard leads to a healthy body. I announced my findings to the whole family when we had dinner yesterday. Mr Big Belly agreed and further elaborated:"Luoluo, if you chew your foods one hundred times before you swallow them down, then you will live up to one hundred years old." Luoluo is surely excited:" Really, can I chew them one thousand times, then I will be one thousand years old."